So back to the drawing board for me then. I sharpened my 2B pencil in anticipation of drawing a headed alien three with huge knockers. But alas no, Madame booberella was not to be today. I had to satisfy myself with the latest exercise set involving inkblots. Finger painting and tasting the white glue in art class was my forte (just on the off chance it tasted nice…it didn’t). But none the less I am always game for something new and mucky, jelly wrestling is my favourite but the idea was poohpoohed before i could even get my clothes off.
The task was to create inkblots and draw images out of the resulting mess. I managed a few curious results from the start. Keon Evans the laughing transexual, ameobic dysentry goat was first on the list along with some curious things that i might have thought would have been worrying.

But alas, like my attempts to get money from the dole office, Keon was not meant to be. I wasn’t a teenage, obese pregnant mother hooked on crack, so no money for me. And keon’s preliminary sketch just didn’t spark any entertaining background ideas.
But I liked the inkblot thing and it gave me an idea…For those of you unfamiliar with the Rorschach test I will explain:
- It is a method of psychological evaluation used to try to examine the personality characteristics and emotional functioning of their patients.
I used this test to: - work out whether i was criminally insane or just lovably eccentric
- entertain myself
- find my character
It was rather fun. I eventually picked Plaat I which is more often than not seen as a lizard or a gargoyle. I saw a rabbit, and i have no idea what that says about me